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Submitted ByPhaedorna
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Little Johnny and Susie were only 10 years old, but they just knew that they were in love. One day they decided that they wanted to get married, so Johnny went to Susie's father to ask him for her hand.

Johnny bravely walked up to him and said "Mr. Smith, me and Susie are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."

Thinking that this was the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replied, "Well Johnny, you are only 10. Where will you two live?"

Without even taking a moment to think about it, Johnny replied "In Susie's room. It's bigger than mine and we can both fit there nicely."

Still thinking this is just adorable, Mr. Smith said with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Susie."

Again, Johnny instantly replied, "Our allowance... Susie makes 5 bucks a week and I make 10 bucks a week. That's about 60 bucks a month, and that'll do us just fine."

By this time Mr. Smith was a little shocked that Johnny had put so much thought into this. So, he thought for a moment trying to come up with something that Johnny wouldn't have an answer for.

After a second, Mr. Smith said, "Well Johnny, it seems like you have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you. What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"

Johnny just shrugged his shoulders and said, "Well, we've been lucky so far...."



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Posted by lindsay_1992 Aug 30, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 3  

Posted by WolfDaemon Sep 03, 2005

Me neither

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Posted by erniedingus Sep 05, 2005

the dad is saying wot will you do if you have kids thinking that it will put the kid off but the kid replies weve been lucky so far meanin wel, u no lol

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Posted by buttons Sep 12, 2005

I get it. Naughty Kids !!!!

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Posted by teshka Sep 27, 2005

They are only 10, being lucky so far for a 10 year old come on. What, they play ball and maybe hold hands. its not the same as if they were 14 or so. Its cute 10 year olds think more innosent.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by matttoy Oct 22, 2005

that was pretty funny.

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Posted by sevenupplus Oct 25, 2005

that was really funny

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