Ms. Suzy


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Joke ID#7875
Funny (1.89)
Rating (0.69)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted ByToocute2b4gotten
Corrected By beecool
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Ms. Suzy had a steam boat,
the steam boat had a bell!
The steam boat went to heaven,
Ms. Suzy went to...

Hello operator,
please give me number nine!
And if you disconnect me,
I'll chop off your...

Behind the frigerator,
there was a piece of glass!
Ms. Suzy sat upon it,
and broke her big fat...

Ask me no more questions,
tell me no more lies!
The boys are in the bathroom,
zipping up their...

Flies are in the meadow,
bees are in the park!
Ms. Suzy's with her boyfriend,
kissing in the d-a-r-k, d-a-r-k dark, dark, dark!




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Posted by jedichick1 Aug 28, 2005

old

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Posted by sarahlynne Aug 30, 2005

that "joke" is so old i remember hearing it sung in 3rd grade

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