The Deer


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Joke ID#78
Funny (1.51)
Rating (0.83)
CategoryAnimal  
Submitted Bykiwioz9
Corrected By mathlover639
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What do you call a blind deer?

No idea (no eye deer.)

What do you call a blind deer with no legs?

Still no idea! (not moving [still] no eye deer)




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Posted by tissue Mar 17, 2003

I don't get it...

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kiwioz9 Mar 17, 2003

A blind deer? No idea - ie. no eye deer. A blind deer with no legs? Still no idea, ie. still no eye deer, ie. a no eye deer that isn't moving because it has no legs. Make sense?

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Posted by Joke_Master Oct 28, 2007

sigh... thats the same joke i submitted

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Posted by Fathead Apr 25, 2012

It makes more sense with a British accent.

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