Be Sure That There Is a Problem


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Joke ID#7794
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Submitted Bycubsfan1
Corrected By celanba
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BE SURE THAT THERE IS A PROBLEM.

One fine day, a bus driver went to the bus garage, started his bus, and drove off along the route. No problems for the first few stops-a few people got on, a few got off, and things went generally well.

At the next stop, however, a big hulk of a guy got on. Six feet eight, built like a wrestler, arms hanging down to the ground. He glared at the driver and said, "Big John doesn't pay!" and sat down at the back. Did I mention that the driver was five feet three, thin, and basically meek? Well, he was. Naturally, he didn't argue with Big John, but he wasn't happy about it.

The next day the same thing happened-Big John got on again, made a showoff refusing to pay, and sat down. And the next day, and the one after that, and so forth. This grated on the bus driver, who started losing sleepo ver the way Big John was taking advantage of him.

Finally he could stand it no longer. He signed up for body building courses, karate, judo, and all that good stuff. By the end of the summer, he had become quite strong & invested a lot of money as well ; what's more, he felt really good about himself.

So on the next Monday, when Big John once again got on the bus and said," Big John doesn't pay!," the driver stood up, glared back at the passenger, and screamed, "And why not?" With a surprised look on his face, Big John replied,
"Big John has a bus pass !"

Moral of the story:-- Be sure there is a problem in the first place before working hard to solve one




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Posted by dewdrop Aug 24, 2005

ooo that's great!

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Posted by scouttrooper Nov 26, 2005

LOL!!!

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Posted by ____isstupid Feb 25, 2006

bus pass? there's no such thing on the buses where i am. is it something different wherever this joke is taking place?

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Posted by allme Apr 30, 2006

WHAT'S A BUS PASS?

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Posted by mellew Jun 17, 2006

a bus pass is where u pay at the station and u don't have to pay for like 10 rides or something like that

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Posted by DennysGirl Jun 28, 2006

And in other places, like here, you pay for a pass for unlimited rides for a month.

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Posted by HIMrocksmysocks May 30, 2007

omg thats funny!! but i only have a bus card that takes half off admission :[ lol

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Posted by hubluza Jun 01, 2007

This is funny!

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Posted by hubluza Jun 01, 2007

This is funny!

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Posted by hubluza Jun 01, 2007

This is funny!

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Posted by hubluza Jun 01, 2007

This is funny!

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Posted by Alexeagle Feb 15, 2008

at least he is strong now

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Posted by Fathead Jun 07, 2008

I echo the previous comment. The bus driver got something out of it!

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Posted by luna103 Aug 13, 2010

haha i get it! at least the bus driver built himself up tho...

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