A Cats Diary

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Day 751: My captors continue to torment me with bizarre dangling objects. They eat lavish meals in my presence while I am forced to subsist on dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of eventual escape -- that, and the satisfaction I get from occasionally ruining some piece of their furniture.

I fear I may be going insane. Yesterday, I ate a houseplant. Tomorrow I may eat another.

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Posted by shimmermaid Sep 18, 2005

LOL! I love this! So originally hilarious! One of my favorites!

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Posted by william Oct 12, 2005

I love my two cats and this is all to believable.

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Posted by yojoe Nov 17, 2005


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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 30, 2005


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