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Joke ID#7671
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Submitted Bybeecool
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Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A: So brunettes can remember them.

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you?
A: You pick it up pull the pin & throw it back.

Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain.

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?
A: The joystick is wet.

Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants?
A: Pick them up off the floor.

Q: Why don't blonds play frisbee?
A: It hurts their teeth.

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!

Q: How do blonde braincells die ?
A: Alone.

Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
A: They can't find the zipper.

Q: How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
A: She tried to drown it.

Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a 747?
A: Not everyone has been in a 747.



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Posted by fluffy5851 Oct 09, 2005

uhhhhh.... some of that was gross yet some was funny.......

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