Joke ID#766
Funny (3.08)
Rating (0.47)
Submitted Bymorrigan
Corrected By Celanba
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A man hadn't been feeling well, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor came out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor said, "you're dying, and you don't have much time left."

"Oh, that's terrible!" said the man. "How long have I got?"

"Ten," the doctor said sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!"

The doctor interrupted, "Nine..."

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Posted by dsquared Apr 21, 2003

Hahaha.. as sad as this is, I did find it funny ;)

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Posted by coolhndsme Dec 30, 2006

very funnny

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Posted by raquel_littleros Dec 30, 2006

Sad, but funny!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bonnieshad Dec 30, 2006

i proably sound pretty stupid but.... i dont get it

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Posted by enderofgames May 27, 2007

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! Into favs!!!!

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Posted by eggface Dec 19, 2008

bonnieshad - the doctor is doing a countdown : Ten, nine, eight...

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Posted by Fathead Jul 15, 2019

Did he swallow a bomb or something???

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