The Brains


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Joke ID#762
Funny (2.72)
Rating (0.74)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByDrunky
Corrected By markmonnin
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A man has just been in a car accident and has severe brain damage. So his sister is called in to take care of his medical decisions. First off, the doctor decides the man needs a new brain since his is so badly damaged. So they need to go find a brain for the transplant.
They go down to the basement where all the brains are and there are 3 jars.
The doctor points to the first jar and says, "That brain belonged to a woman. It will cost your brother $20 a gram."
The doctor then points to the second jar, "That will cost you $40 a gram. It once belonged to one of our female doctors and she was quite a brilliant person."
The doctor then points to the third jar and says, "That is a brain that once belonged to a man. It costs $200 a gram."
The sister replies, "Why is the male brain so much more expensive?"
The doctor replies, "Are you joking!? Do you know how hard it is to find a gram of a male's brain??"




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Posted by Nicky101 Nov 23, 2004

I'm a female so I find this funny. Many men might be offended though. But hey, don't deny the truth!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Nicky101 Nov 23, 2004

I'm a female so I find this funny. Many men might be offended though. But hey, don't deny the truth!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hamburger Jun 14, 2005

NOT FUNNY!

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Posted by poof09 Mar 12, 2006

funny but i am because i am a boy

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