Definitely


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Joke ID#7585
Funny (2.36)
Rating (0.85)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byerniedingus
Corrected By boodler
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The kindergarten teacher is trying to explain to her class the definition of the word "definitely" to them. To make sure the students have a good understanding of the word, she asks them to use it in a sentence.

When called upon the first student says, "The sky is definitely blue."

The teacher said, "Well, that isn't entirely correct, because sometimes it's gray and cloudy."

Another student says, "Grass is definitely green."

Teacher again replies, "If grass doesn't get enough water it turns brown, so that isn't really correct."

Another student raises his hand and asks the teacher, "Do farts have lumps?"

The teacher replied, "No, and that is not a suitable question for class discussion."

The student replies, "Then I definitely pooped in my pants."




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Posted by juggleboy502 Aug 13, 2005

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! .... that was good. lol i liked it ernie dingus!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by kelsey777 Aug 15, 2005

love it! lol! great joke!

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

Ewwww...!

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 23, 2005

thx! i aim 2 please lol

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 23, 2005

Fantastic joke!! It had me "definitely" laughing.

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