Funny Bumper Stickers

Joke ID#7562
Funny (3.06)
Rating (0.45)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By chocoholic471
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My karma ran over your dogma.

Cover me. I'm changing lanes.

I'm in no hurry, I'm on my way to work.

Hey idiot, hang up! You are driving a car, not a phone booth.

Take your time, but hurry.

Speed kills, drive slow, get a Honda.

0 to 60... in 15 minutes.

If you don't like my driving, stay off the footpath.

Why am I the only person on earth that knows how to drive?

Forget about world peace... visualize using your turn signal.

As a matter of fact, I DO own the road.

Evacuate the road!!! STUDENT driving!!

Go on speeding, we'll cut you out (of your car ) -- Your Fire Dept.

Caution: Driver Sleeping.

Don't Think and Drive.

Caution I swerve and hit people at random.

So many pedestrians, so little time.

Faster than a speeding ticket.

Caution: I drive like you do

The driver has no money, he's married.

Stop reading my bumper stickers and pay attention to the road! :D

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Posted by funnydude Aug 11, 2005

i love ur jokes, they're all pretty funny, but this one is awesome, one of ur best! TO THE FAVS!!

Comment score: 5  

Posted by imlaughin Aug 11, 2005

i like the very last 1 the best!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 12, 2005

2 my faves. i loooooove them.

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

Funny! Good job! One you didn't get- "The driver has no money- he is married!" Lol! Great job again!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by dogdude Aug 30, 2005

good one!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ferraridawn Sep 11, 2005

I had some of those on MY car! Good choices!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by SexyChic Sep 12, 2005

They are so funny!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Frenchi Dec 30, 2005

I love the last one

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Posted by coolhndsme Sep 17, 2006

very funny

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ELLYME Mar 30, 2012

lol So true

Comment score: -1  

Posted by JQPublic Feb 27, 2013

I loved the so many pedestrians one.

Comment score: 1  

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