My Prognosis Is?

Joke ID#756
Funny (3.12)
Rating (2.34)
Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By markmonnin
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A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young auxiliary nurse appears to sponge his face and hands.

"Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"

Again the nurse replies, "I can't tell. I'm only here to wash your face and hands."

The ward sister was passing and saw the man getting a little distraught so marched over to inquire what was wrong.

"Sister," he mumbled, "Are my testicles black?"

Being a nurse of longstanding, the sister was undaunted. She whipped back the bedclothes, pulled down his pajama trousers, moved his penis out of
the way, had a right good look, pulled up the pajamas, replaced the bedclothes and announced, "Nothing wrong with them!!!"

At this the man pulled off his oxygen mask and asked again, "Are my test results back???"

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 30, 2005

always been 1 of my favs!!

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Posted by sgp538306 Apr 14, 2007

funny but i saw it coming

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Posted by sofakingcool Aug 29, 2008

i dont get this joke at all -_- can someone explain?

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