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Joke ID#7537
Funny (2.54)
Rating (0.71)
CategoryYo Momma  
Submitted Bymumbo_jumbo
Corrected By teen_wiz
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Yo mamma so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

Yo mamma so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Yo mamma so old she ran track with dinosaurs.

Yo mamma so old her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

Yo mamma so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.




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Posted by brain_dead Aug 10, 2005

good one.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Majher Aug 13, 2005

I Like it!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by shimmermaid Dec 29, 2005

Well, I don't like Yo mama jokes, but this was pretty funny...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bballrox55 Feb 20, 2006

kewl Hey jesse! lol it's lexa

Comment score: 1  

Posted by iglo1234 Apr 03, 2006

cool

Comment score: -1  

Posted by tyler_j_d Jul 20, 2006

heard em all but nonetheless still funny

Comment score: 1  

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