The World of Men and Women


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Joke ID#7510
Funny (2.32)
Rating (1.31)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted BySexyChic
Corrected By Celanba
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Q: Why did the rooster cross the road?
A: He heard the chicken was a slut.

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
A: They already have boyfriends.

Q: Why is it that an archaeologist is the best man to have as a husband?
A: The older you get the more he is interested in you.

Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A widow!

Q: Why are blond jokes so short?
A: So men can remember them.
Man: I don't know why you wear a bra. You've got nothing to put in it.
Woman: You wear a pants, don't you?

Man: God, why did you make my girlfriend so beautiful and caring?"
God: So you would love her.
Man: But God, why did you make her so stupid?"
God: So she would love you!




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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 08, 2005

Fantastic joke!

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 09, 2005

Thanks ashleyrena143. I appreciate it.

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Posted by Nicky101 Aug 13, 2005

Really funny! These are a lot of jokes put under one little category!

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Posted by Majher Aug 15, 2005

So funny! Each one's better than the next!

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 19, 2005

Your comments are really great! And yes, they are a bunch of jokes grouped under one category. They all were so good that I couldn't leave out any.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

all so funny and all so true!!!!!

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Posted by SexyChic Aug 27, 2005

Thanks for the comment. I try to please.

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Posted by dirtymind Oct 22, 2005

As a guy reading these jokes i want to say that your wrong but that would make me a liar its true most guys are really stupid and they made me laugh

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Posted by SexyChic Oct 24, 2005

You are one of the very few men who are objective and honest about men in general. Usually, all men support each other, regardless if they are right or wrong.

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Posted by seandidy Oct 27, 2005

I agree,but then what would we have to complain about???

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Posted by salem33466 Jan 29, 2006

even though i am a guy i laughed alot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Posted by timmycool May 23, 2006

hahahahahaha! the last one is yhe best!! :

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Posted by SexyChic Sep 01, 2006

Thanks for the comments. It's good to know that the men are so objective.

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