Walking in a Winter Wonderland


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Joke ID#7499
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Rating (1.54)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Byashleyrena143
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Think of the beat of the song walking in a winter wonderland while you are reading this...

Lacy things -- the wife is missin',
Didn't ask -- her permission,
I'm wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the store -- there's a teddy,
Little straps -- like spaghetti,
It holds me so tight,
Like handcuffs at night,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

In the office there's a guy named Melvin,
He pretends that I am Murphy Brown.

He'll say, "Are you ready?" I'll say,"Whoa, Man!"
"Let's wait until our wives are out of town!"

Later on, if you wanna,
We can dress -- like Madonna,
Put on some eyeshade,
And join the parade,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!

Lacy things... missin',
Didn't ask... permission,
Wearin' her clothes,
Her silk pantyhose,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear.

Walkin' 'round in women's underwear,
Walkin' 'round in women's underwear!




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Posted by silly_goose Aug 09, 2005

The scary thing is, this sounds really familiar...are these lyrics from a song that was actually performed?

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Aug 10, 2005

Not that I know of, but even if it has been performed it's still hilarious!

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Posted by kleribituc Aug 20, 2005

yes, this really was a song. I remember hearing it on the radio in the early 90's.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

sum1 made a song o dis??? so kwl!! lol

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Posted by kristi21 Aug 24, 2005

that was funny

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Posted by Legodood Sep 04, 2005

hairylairyous

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 19, 2005

LOL! Great Joke!!

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Posted by suthrnbabe03 Sep 19, 2005

LOL! Great Joke!!

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