Slippery


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Joke ID#7475
Funny (2.83)
Rating (0.68)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Bylinz2229
Corrected By shimmermaid
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Fred had just came back from a hiking trip, when his friend, George, asked how it was.
"It was great!" said Fred, except on my way home I accidentally awoke a lion....it started chasing me....at one time he was so close, that I could feel his breath on my neck, but then he slipped!! He caught up again, and I could smell his foul breath right behind me, but he slipped again! Then he was so close, his paw reached out, inches away from my shoulders. Yet he slipped, for the third time! That is when I spotted a car and got a ride back here!"
"Wow!", says George, "If that happened to me I would Have wet my pants!!" Fred looks at him and says
"What do you think the lion kept slipping on?"




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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 09, 2005

Needs spelling edited. I didn't really care for it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by bird_luver Sep 09, 2005

i really laughed at this one but it really needs to be edited i give it a full smiley...the best for me is a laugh

Comment score: 1  

Posted by juggleboy502 Sep 09, 2005

that was great! but it needs corrected oh well good joke

Comment score: 1  

Posted by sjstrick63 Sep 09, 2005

joke kinda' sucked

Comment score: 3  

Posted by linz2229 Sep 10, 2005

your kinda rude....if u dont like the joke dont read it retard...and thanx 2 the people who did like it.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Sep 10, 2005

funny but needs to be edited

Comment score: 1  

Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Sep 10, 2005

funny but needs to be edited

Comment score: -1  

Posted by linz2229 Sep 10, 2005

thank u

Comment score: 1  

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