Horny Bastard


Details
Joke ID#7451
Funny (2.38)
Rating (2.33)
CategoryChildren  
Submitted Byashleyrena143
Corrected By eger2please
Special Add To My Favorites
Email Joke to Friend

Rate Joke
(102 votes so far)

If you become a registered user you can vote on this joke.



A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city kids in her fourth-grade class could identify.

She drew a picture of a cow on the blackboard and said, "Who can tell me what this is?"

A little girl raised her hand.

"Yes, Janie, what do you think it is?"

"It's a cow, teacher."

"Very good, Janie," said the teacher.

Then she drew a picture of a pig, and a little boy answered correctly. She drew several other barnyard animals and was unable to stump the class. Finally, she decided to try something a little more difficult. She drew a stag with a large spread of antlers. The kids just stared, but nobody offered an answer.

"I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "What does your mommy call your daddy when she's trying to be 'lovey-dovey'?"

Instantly, little Johnny raised his hand and said, "I know, teacher. It's a big horny bastard!"



Comments on this Joke
Hide Comments Below :
Posted by sevenupplus Oct 25, 2005

the teacher must be shocked!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by celanba Feb 22, 2006

hahaha!!! He said horny!!!!

Comment score: 0  

You need to Register before you can comment.
Username: Password:

New Users...      Forgot Password?