Blondes Will Be Blonde

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Why did they ban the wave at the local football games?
*Too many blondes were drowning.

Why was the blonde on the roof of the bar?
*Someone told her that the drinks were on the house.

Why don't blondes eat M&Ms?
*They are too hard to peel.

Why do blondes take the pill?
*It's the only way that they can keep track of what day of the week it is.

Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
*She tied up the safe and blew the guard.

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Posted by salem33466 Nov 30, 2005


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Posted by Malsahottie May 30, 2007

the last one was a shortened version of one i already read :/

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