Top Ten Questions that Make You Go Huh?


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Submitted Bytitanoftheocean
Corrected By celanba
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How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?

What happens if you get scared halfway to death twice?

If the #2 pencil is so popular, why is it still #2?

If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

If you write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it a success?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry?

If Superman is so smart, why does he wear underpants over his trousers?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

Why is it that if someone tells you there are 1 billion stars in the universe, you will believe them, but if someone tells you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure?




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Posted by lycanthrope Jul 28, 2005

I enjoyed them. make my faves.

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Posted by shooba_715 Oct 22, 2005

Why is abbrieviation such a long word?

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Posted by shimmermaid Oct 22, 2005

Hahaha! Great joke, and funny comment, shooba! This was rather good!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 30, 2006

funny

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Mar 30, 2006

funny

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