Mozart Beyond the Grave


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Joke ID#7381
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Submitted ByTagish
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When Mozart passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Mozart was buried.

Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it.The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate.

When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, "Ah, yes, that's Mozart's Ninth Symphony, being played backwards."

He listened a while longer, and said, "There's the Eighth Symphony, and it's backwards, too. Most puzzling."

So the magistrate kept listening; "There's the Seventh... the Sixth... the Fifth..."

Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, "My fellow citizens, there's nothing to worry about. It's just Mozart decomposing."




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Posted by anchmike Jul 28, 2005

Good pun!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 28, 2005

lol that IS a good pun... it just shouldnt have a 3.6 rating... not the best joke on this site, still funny though

Comment score: 2  

Posted by puppygirl1213 Aug 05, 2005

This is the first one i have cheked out and i think it is very funny.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 06, 2005

I agree with Anchmike and juggleboy- very good pun! lol

Comment score: 2  

Posted by deepsea Aug 07, 2005

finaly a good pun

Comment score: 2  

Posted by dewdrop Aug 24, 2005

omg that's old!

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Posted by smartie_pants Jun 09, 2006

Cute Pun. Full smiley!

Comment score: -1  

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