What Should They Get


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Joke ID#7306
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CategoryChildren  
Submitted Bybrookgirl9
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Mrs. Applebee, the 6th grade teacher, posed the following problem to one of her classes:

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars. One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity. Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.

With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny answered, "A lawyer!"




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Posted by SweetTooth1479 Jul 24, 2005

way 2 go brookgirl9!! i loved it!

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Posted by imlaughin Jul 30, 2005

I dont get it

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Posted by deepsea Aug 07, 2005

smart kid

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Posted by seandidy Oct 18, 2005

It's not that bad but nobody said anything mean.Sometimes people just don't get things.Good joke brookgirl9

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Posted by sunnyday311 Dec 22, 2005

... Okay someone help me out, 'cause I totally don't get it...

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Posted by Pink Oct 02, 2006

The teacher meant to teach the children fractions, she wanted them to list how much money each person would get. The little boy said that they should get a lawyer instead so that they will get their share of money in court. Do you get it now?

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