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A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks. He wanted a truck.
She wanted a fast little sports car so she could zip through traffic around town.
He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck, but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price range.
"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in just a few seconds. Nothing else will do. My birthday is coming up. so surprise me!"
He did just that, so for her birthday, he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.
Nobody has seen or heard from him since.
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Posted by anchmike
 
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Jul 19, 2005 |
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Excellent!  |
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Posted by Majher
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Jul 21, 2005 |
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Going to my favs!   |
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Posted by silly_goose
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Aug 06, 2005 |
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Wow! One of the few that actually got me to laugh outloud...my cat is looking at me like I'm crazy... |
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Posted by deepsea
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Aug 07, 2005 |
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lol
just out of curiousity is that how fast his hospital bill shot up too? |
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Posted by cswdf234f
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Aug 09, 2005 |
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Steal that one from Thomas Jeffersons notebook? |
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Posted by tallnterrific14
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Aug 15, 2005 |
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Funny!! |
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Posted by SexyChic
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Aug 24, 2005 |
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That was very funny!!! I like it!! |
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Posted by tongue-twister
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Oct 02, 2005 |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I read this once and didn't quite get it.... (how stupid can i get?  ) then i read it again and got it that is absolutely hilarious! and now, time to show how much i loved it!!!          |
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Posted by sk8ter7
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Oct 23, 2005 |
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hahahahahah |
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Posted by usaswim
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Oct 28, 2005 |
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THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE OF MY FAVORITES!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Posted by 2sandwoman
 
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Oct 29, 2005 |
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that's a keeper! LOL |
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Posted by linkofhyrule
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Jan 22, 2006 |
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NICE!! |
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Posted by strogg_man
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Jan 23, 2006 |
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think I should try it? |
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Posted by coldfire
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Mar 15, 2006 |
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Hilarious! |
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Posted by undercover_joker
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May 05, 2006 |
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I didnt get it at first but when I did hilarious!!!!!!!!! I wonder why nobody invited me to his funeral? |
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Posted by timmycool
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May 23, 2006 |
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totally brilliant!!! |
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Posted by Question_Sleep
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Jun 10, 2006 |
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Man, that's mean.
...But I don't care! Virtual high five! XD |
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Posted by auntiesis
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Jun 15, 2006 |
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That one was beyond funny. |
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Posted by mellew
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Jun 16, 2006 |
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hey that's what happened to my Uncle!! |
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Posted by Shastaki
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Jun 16, 2006 |
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Oh, I would have slapped him! |
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Posted by Math_freak
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Jul 05, 2006 |
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FUN-EEE! |
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Posted by scatteam_2
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Jul 14, 2006 |
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haha that was great |
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Posted by dragonlilly1
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Aug 22, 2006 |
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OMG he'd be so totally dead before the scale hit the floor!!! |
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Posted by coolhndsme
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Aug 22, 2006 |
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very funny |
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Posted by Jokester
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Feb 12, 2008 |
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Posted by sweetiepie
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Mar 11, 2008 |
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that is hilarious |
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