Star Trek And Toilet Paper


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Joke ID#7251
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By boodler
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Q: What do the Star Trek Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?

A: They both circle around Uranus searching for Klingons!



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Posted by fauck Jul 20, 2005

what does that mean??

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

they both go around YOUR anus looking for cling-ons (i.e. *poop*) i dont like explaning jokes

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 26, 2005

(i was explaning the toilet paper part)

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Posted by fauck Jul 26, 2005

ok. so what's the thing about klingons, uranus and star treck enterprise?

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Posted by stacy Jul 30, 2005

I don't get it either.

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Posted by imlaughin Jul 30, 2005

Uranus is a planet, and a Klingon is a race that the made up that exists only on the show. Hopefully you have heard of Uranus B4

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Posted by fauck Jul 31, 2005

yes i know what uranus is but i dont know what it means in the joke. and what do you mean show? i dont see anything about that. and what do you mean race?? i dont know about any racing shows or whatever.

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Posted by imlaughin Jul 31, 2005

show- A radio or television program. star trek, google it! uranus- The seventh planet from the sun that the ship (in the show) flys around. race- A local geographic or global human population distinguished as a more or less distinct group by genetically transmitted physical characteristics. I mite sound like a tekie but im not, i swear!

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Posted by gilmoregirlsfan Aug 25, 2005

fauck show as in movie or tv show and race as in the human race.

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Posted by cubsfan1 Aug 28, 2005

Nasty

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