Wrong Place, Wrong Time

Joke ID#7246
Funny (1.27)
Rating (0.61)
Submitted Byspeedywheels
Corrected By Celanba
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A gazelle goes out for her usual afternoon walk. About an hour later, she realizes that she is lost out in the open. Unskilled in the ways of the real world, she asks a cheetah, "Excuse me sir, do you know what time it is?" With a grin, the cheetah said, "It's lunchtime."

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Posted by speedywheels Apr 18, 2006

Yeah... I know. It's cheap. I was bored when I thought it up.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by crazy2010 May 15, 2006

sry. but that's not very funny

Comment score: 1  

Posted by speedywheels Jun 05, 2006

I could have told you that...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by girliepie Jun 06, 2006

i think it's cute and creative!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by speedywheels Jun 06, 2006

Well, it was my first joke. I wasn't into the joke thing yet. I hope I've improved.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by crazy2010 Jul 04, 2006

sry, but it really isn't funny...

Comment score: 1  

Posted by speedywheels Jul 04, 2006

I was 9. Give me a break!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by MissSmartySkort Jul 18, 2006

well how old are you now???

Comment score: -1  

Posted by speedywheels Jul 18, 2006


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Posted by scout_zero Aug 14, 2006

Not a laugher, but cute.

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