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Joke ID#722
Funny (3.19)
Rating (0.73)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydatra16
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The following ad is reported to have gotten numerous calls:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant..
I'm a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping, and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours. Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Labrador Retriever.

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Posted by boodler May 10, 2006

I got a third through this and thought it was about a cat, but then, I'm a cat person

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