Corny ...but Cute!


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What do you call a dinosaur that is able to give you a synonym for any word you give him?



Answer: A Thesaurus! :)




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Posted by Dr_Zoidberg Jul 17, 2005

You sir, have a dirty mind. I am shocked this joke is on the site at all!

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Posted by seraphim Jul 25, 2005

Are you serious? This couldn't get any more "G" rated if it were on a Disney movie! If your just making fun OK,but cut me some slack. I made it up after being very tired,and at the time,I thought it was hilarious A friend of mine said it was funny too, but maybe he was just being nice Well, thanks everybody that thought it was a little amusing Maybe I'll do better next time

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 27, 2005

I THOUGHT IT WAS VERY CUTE.. AND NOT DIRTY AT ALL!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by seraphim Jul 29, 2005

Thank You Ashley! How nice

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ntsoaky Jul 29, 2005

Well I think this is beautiful and creative. I LOVE IT!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by seraphim Jul 30, 2005

Awww...Shux Thanx

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bird_luver Aug 15, 2005

ok, Dr.Zoidberg, Tristan, can you please explain to me what is so dirty and offensive about this joke?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

I think Tristan and the "Dr." are either kidding or took this wrong, tho im not sure how...you're right, it IS corny, but very cute...tho i wouldn't call it "beautiful". And the supposedly "offended" people, if were really offensive, i would have been the first to jump on it! Now ill shut up...Again, cute joke!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

I think Tristan and the "Dr." are either kidding or took this wrong, tho im not sure how...you're right, it IS corny, but very cute...tho i wouldn't call it "beautiful". And the supposedly "offended" people, if were really offensive, i would have been the first to jump on it! Now ill shut up...Again, cute joke!

Comment score: 3  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 22, 2005

I think Tristan and the "Dr." are either kidding or took this wrong, tho im not sure how...you're right, it IS corny, but very cute...tho i wouldn't call it "beautiful". And the supposedly "offended" people, if were really offensive, i would have been the first to jump on it! Now ill shut up...Again, cute joke!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ac3p1l07 Aug 28, 2005

Wow. That WAS dirty. And I love dirty jokes. That was pretty bad.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by bird_luver Sep 03, 2005

how was it dirty, a?

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Posted by dogdude Oct 05, 2005

I agree with DR. zoidburg your a very dirty person with a very dirty mind! Im offended and would like an apology!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

CUTE CUTE CUTE.... Or am i just stupid ?

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Posted by Fluffy5851 Oct 05, 2005

How is that DIRTY!?! I dont see mud on it... SOMEONE TELL ME WERE THE MUD IS ON THAT PAGE!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Oct 31, 2005

Ok, it's getting annoying now...there is absolutely nothing offensive about this joke and you know it! Unless you all don't know what a thesaurus is, which is seeming more and more apparent. If you think it's corny, just say so, but it's getting, as I said, annoying. Not trying to pick a fight, but getting a little tired of it!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Neithan Oct 31, 2005

I have to agree with the others, that joke was awkward, bad-mannered, barbaric, bearish, bucolic, cantankerous, churlish, cloddish, clodhopping, clownish, clumsy, coarse, countrified, gross, gruff, ill-bred, ill-mannered, impolite, loud, loutish, lowbred, lubberly, oafish, ornery, provincial, rough, rude, rustic, swainish, tasteless, ugly, uncivilized, uncouth, uncultured, uneducated, ungracious, unpoised, unpolished, unrefined, and vulgar, amonf other things...

Comment score: 3  

Posted by seraphim Nov 02, 2005

You guys are cracking me up Nice synonyms Neithan Bet that took you a while. They are annoying,aren't they,Shimmermaid? But they make me laugh

Comment score: 2  

Posted by shimmermaid Nov 07, 2005

Yeah seraphim...I must admit, I think Neithan copied all those words out of a thesaurus, because I couldn't see him spending all that time to do that... Oi've....I wonder who started all this?? Makes me wonder...I think the comments are becoming funnier than the joke, tho, no? Have a nice day!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by deepsea Nov 08, 2005

corny yes cute kinda dirty no someone please pm me if they see the so called "dirtyness" of this

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dogdude Nov 24, 2005

I AM VERY AGERED WITH YOU!!! AS YOU CAN SEE ON OCTOBER 5th 2005 I ASKED FOR AN APOLOGY FOR THIS DIRTY, UBSEEN, TWISTED JOKE! I HAVE STILL NOT RECIVED AN APOLOGY AS REQUESTED AND I WILL SEE TO IT TO HAVE UR ACCOUNT TAKEN AWAY!!!!!

Comment score: -1  

Posted by dogdude Nov 24, 2005

ANGERED*

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Posted by seraphim Nov 30, 2005

Dogdude...you have serious issues if this silly little joke even came close to offending you. Clearly,the cable must be out at your place,as it seems you have been creating new entertainment for yourself,and all of us as well.I can't say you're getting an apology from me,but I will say thanks for the entertainment,and while you feel that my dumb little joke was "ubseen",perhaps you may have meant it was "obscene". I help when I can...lots of love Dogdude Thanks again for the laughs

Comment score: 1  

Posted by evil996 Sep 14, 2011

Well, Thats a sexy joke. very dirty. Oh wait, thats just my computer screen. This joke IS clean....Damn it!

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