Staring Out The Window


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Joke ID#720
Funny (2.55)
Rating (1.27)
CategoryMedical  
Submitted Bydatra16
Corrected By newf
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughter's swollen abdomen.
It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Gimmee a break lady! Your daughter is pregnant."
The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy.
The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged an screamed,

"Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?"

"Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the east, and three wise men came. I was hoping they would show up again and help me figure out who got your daughter pregnant."





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Posted by ashleytisdalefan Nov 01, 2006

dont git it. i suk.

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Posted by ashleytisdalefan Nov 01, 2006

dont git it. i suk.

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Posted by FemmeFatale Jul 09, 2007

the doctor means the virgin mary and baby jeseus andis saying that the girl is preganant get what i mean

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