Infinite Wisdom

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Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By maria_08540
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A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer.

All of sudden, he said out loud, "Lord grant me one wish."

Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me always, I will grant you one wish."

The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things.

"Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would honour and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "Lord, I wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing,' and how I can make a woman truly happy."

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes on that bridge or four?"

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Posted by Mad-Ade Mar 16, 2003

Ha Ha Ha, love it, just don't tell my wife!!

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Posted by Christina0213 Mar 19, 2003 know it works the other way too you know...guys aren't as easy to understand as you think.

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Posted by dsquared Mar 20, 2003

I was wondering if it would get a bite ;P . The thing with guys is that once you understand 'em, you understand 'em... with girls, once you understand 'em... you don't understand 'em anymore. Get me? ;)

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Posted by datra16 Mar 24, 2003

well D, we know our absolute perfection is difficult for you mere mortal men to comprehend..... hehe

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Posted by hilo Jul 20, 2003

please, boys are so easy to understand. They all want 3 things: sleep, food, sex. Women on the other hand want well, a lot of things ;)

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Posted by Monique114 Sep 27, 2003

Lol! Great joke d^2! (I quite agree with datra16's comment. :b) :-)

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

ok gals r prety hard 2 understand but onli coz we is tryin 2 figure out wot u lads r meanin!! y dun every1 just sey wot dey mean, den life wud b sooo much easier!!

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Posted by Potatosrmyfriend Jun 08, 2007

I had a hard time understanding that last comment.

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Posted by lolgirl Jan 25, 2008

i love this joke. it is so funny. but men are hard to understand too...

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