Rise and Shine


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Joke ID#7098
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CategoryPuns  
Submitted ByTagish
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A mother complained to a doctor about her daughter's
strange eating habits. "All day long she lies in bed
and eats yeast and car wax. What will happen to her?"

"Don't worry," said the doctor. "Eventually, she'll
rise and shine.




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Posted by phsyco Aug 19, 2005

It was lame.......but thats what kinda made it funny.

Comment score: 0  

Posted by SexyChic Aug 19, 2005

Stop being so negative. It was cute. I like it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by mspurplelilly Aug 25, 2005

Ok, so it was corney, but it was also sort of funny.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Aug 25, 2005

Ok, I won't be negative-it was little lame, but cleverly corny

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