Whole Buncha Insults!


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Joke ID#7091
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Submitted BymEgMeG504
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If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents.

If you don't want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately.

Is your name Laryngitis? You're a pain in the neck.

Is your name Dan Druff? You get into people's hair.

I hear you pick your friends -- to pieces!!

I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it.

They say that two heads are better than one. In your case, one would have been better than none.

You should toss out more of your funny remarks; that's all they're good for.

People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! After all, you have inferiority!

You must have a low opinion of people if you think they're your equals.

I wish you were all here. I don't like to think there is more!

If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!




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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 07, 2005

i gotta use these sumtime! good ones!!!

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Posted by megmeg504 Jul 11, 2005

thanx jb502!

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Posted by joke_lover_101 Apr 01, 2006

i thought it would be longer

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