Things You'll Never Hear a Redneck Say


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Joke ID#7089
Funny (1.73)
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CategoryRedneck  
Submitted Bysmartie_pants
Corrected By boodler
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I thought Graceland was tacky.

No kids in the back of the pick-up, it's not safe.

Do you think my hair is too big?

Honey, did you mail that donation to Greenpeace?

The tires on that truck are too big.

I've got it all on a floppy disk.

Do you think this baseball cap goes with this shirt?

Damned if that politician ain't honest!

We're vegetarians. I'll have grapefruit instead of biscuits and gravy.

You can't feed that to the dog.

Trim the fat off that steak.

I just love the opera.

Cappuccino tastes better than espresso.

Wrasslin's fake.




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