You Know Your a Redneck When..


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Joke ID#7070
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CategoryRedneck  
Submitted ByLatina_marisa
Corrected By orange_syrup
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1.Your tires cost more than your car.
2.You have a motor hanging out of your tree.
3.Your trailer house tires work but your car tires don't.
5.You write the girl of your dreams name on the tower and then the sheriff makes you take your sisters name off of it.
6.You call your undies britches.
7.The whole town is related to you.
8.You got more trailers than cars.
9.You kill your sisters boyfriends because they're trying to take her away from you.
10. Your haven't had "School learning" because you don't now how to count.
(You missed that there was no number 4.)

Credit to BLUE COLLAR TV




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Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 06, 2005

YAY! blue collar is awesome!

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