Can He Fly?

Joke ID#7066
Funny (2.47)
Rating (1.84)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By juggleboy502
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One night an 87 year old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92 year old husband in bed with another woman. She became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their 20th floor assisted living apartment, killing him instantly.

She was brought before the court on a charge of murder. The judge asked her if she had anything to say in her defense. She began coolly, "Yes, your honor, I figured that at 92, if he could have sex... he could fly!"

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Posted by megmeg504 Jul 06, 2005

i don't get this sorry!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by stacy Jul 31, 2005

Absurd old man and brutal woman.

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Posted by erniedingus Aug 22, 2005

i dun getit eitha

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Posted by schatzy228 Nov 25, 2005

able to leap buildings with a single bound!!

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