Marketing Techniques


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Submitted Byfather_hui
Corrected By lyris
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Ever wonder what all those advertising terms really mean?
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NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as can be.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.




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Posted by Zero_Hypnosis92 Jun 27, 2005

LOL what on earth is this guy who wiggles his upper lip? I dont get how thats supposed to symbolize laughing... Anyways, good teaser--err, joke! (Hey, I am addicted to braingle! wee! www.braingle.com !!!)

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Posted by pjmat Jul 06, 2005

So true so funny

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Posted by schatzy228 Dec 04, 2005

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