Real Friends Test

Joke ID#6830
Funny (1.68)
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Submitted Byac3p1l07
Corrected By tsurt
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A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself.

A simple friend has never seen you cry.
A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears.

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names.
A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.

A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean.

A simple friend hates it when you call after he has gone to bed.
A real friend asks you why you took so long to call.

A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems.
A real friend seeks to help you with your problems.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history. A real friend could blackmail you with it.

A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument.
A real friend calls you after you had a fight.

A simple friend expects you to always be there for them.
A real friend expects to always be there for you!

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Posted by krybaby88 Jun 22, 2005

It may not be a joke but it is still good and I like it. But this is supposed to be a joke website.

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Posted by hamburger Jun 23, 2005

This isnt a joke.

Comment score: -1  

Posted by reptile5000 Aug 19, 2007

I agree with the others in saying that it is not a joke, but it is good. It would be better if you didn't copy this...It's been going around in chain emails for years.

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