You Might be a Gamer If...

Joke ID#6824
Funny (1.39)
Rating (0.68)
Submitted Byac3p1l07
Corrected By taiya2
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1. You don't suffer from insomnia... you enjoy every minute of it.
2. Your pupils are dialated 24/7
3.*You don't have time for a girlfriend and would rather have a talking frog instead.
4. L337 is a common word in your household.
5. The targeting reticle from halo is permanently burned onto your retina... and you love it.
6. You know the correct pronunciation of MJOLNIR.
7. You have a microwave in your room.
8. Your dog can beat your friends at halo.
9. Your pug, 30 pounds over weight can physically kick your butt.
10. You've memorized the entire halo soundtrack.

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 21, 2005


Comment score: 1  

Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 21, 2005

I repeat. Does NE1 Like this joke.

Comment score: 3  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 22, 2005

*stutters* um, it was alright... not too bad though... JUST DONT KILL ME!!! lol, just kidding... it was okkk...

Comment score: 4  

Posted by erniedingus Sep 16, 2005

it was ok i guess but whats 'halo'? i aint a big gamer

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ac3p1l07 Sep 17, 2005

Halo is the worlds best video game. L337 is pronounced leet, and is synonymous with cool, tight, awesome, wicked.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by shimmermaid Sep 17, 2005

Right....I am afraid I agree with Juggleboy...

Comment score: -1  

Posted by kittyloverhan22 Jun 24, 2006

Halo is the worst game in the world. You stand corrected.

Comment score: 1  

Posted by enderofgames Apr 07, 2007

You wish it was the best. Everyone knows any Metroid, Zelda or Mario game beats it.

Comment score: 1  

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