Dem Bones

Joke ID#6822
Funny (2.1)
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CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted Byac3p1l07
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Starting from bottom to top, a short explanation of each body parts uses
1. Toe-Object used for balance(do blondes and drunks have toes? Food for thought)
2. Foot-Place in mouth after saying something stupid
3. Shin-Object used for finding furniture in the dark.
4. Pelvic area-pretty self explanatory
5. stomache- stom ACHE... coincidence? I think not.
6. Chest-What I like to talk to.
7.Fingers-Keep away from car doors.
10. Elbow-I learned to dance after hitting this
11. Shoulder- Common site of burns.
12. Mouth- Place foot here(or other objects)
13. Brain- If you have one you noticed there is no eight.
14.1/2 brain-If you check for it.

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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 25, 2005

that was actually pretty good! its one of ur best jokes

Comment score: 3  

Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 25, 2005

raelly? I thought it was one of my worst. You sure you've read them all?

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Majher Jul 22, 2005

that was totally your worst!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by boxers Sep 29, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 1  

Posted by boxers Oct 07, 2005

oh ok i was thinking somethin way different thanks for tellin me

Comment score: 1  

Posted by Celanba Apr 08, 2006

good, but stomach isn't spelled that way, though

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