Ethnic Humor in One Liners


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Submitted Bybelladonna
Corrected By markmonnin
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick tomatoes!

What's black, has white eyes and knocks on glass? A black in a microwave.

Why don't blacks like blow jobs? They don't like any job.

What do you call two Vietnamese in a TransAm? The gooks of hazard.

Did you hear about the polish Lesbian? She LOVED men.

Why are Jewish men circumcised? Jewish women don't buy anything unless it's 20% off!

What's the only food that ruins your sex life? Wedding cake.

What do you call a Filipino contortionist? A Manila folder.

How do you make a black man nervous? Take him to an auction.

Did you hear about the two Mexicans who appeared on "That's Incredible"? One had car insurance and the other was an only child.

What's the definition of endless love? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

What's the definition of "eternity"? Four blondes, in four separate cars, at a 4-way stop.

What's 6 miles long and goes 4 miles an hour? A Mexican funeral procession with only one set of jumper cables.

What do gay men call hemorrhoids? Speed bumps.



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Posted by Latina_marisa Jul 05, 2005

Why don't you rite some on WHITE PEOPLE???? ure so racist!!!! get new material.

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Posted by easily_confused_ Aug 07, 2005

i agree... pick on everybody or nobody

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Posted by cubsfan1 Oct 10, 2005

me to , ur very racis get a life

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Posted by fluffy5851 Oct 10, 2005

I DIDNT LIKE THAT IT WAS RACIST THATS BAD!It hurts feelings and insults

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Posted by MasterG3154 Dec 04, 2005

u ******* lil SOB pick on someone of ur race aswell instead of everyone else **** you and the mother hu delivered you

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