Wooden Eye

Joke ID#6749
Funny (1.41)
Rating (1.14)
Submitted Byac3p1l07
Corrected By Celanba
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When I was in high school I had a friend who had a wooden eye (this was a long time ago). He was very insecure about it. Come senior year he didn't have a date for the Prom. There was a beautiful girl he liked, but had a hairlip (this gave her an extreme lisp) we decided to set them up. He goes up to her and asks her out to the Prom. She said, "Oh, wouldn't I, wouldn't I?" and he said, "Hairlip, hairlip." and they never spoke again.

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 20, 2005

does NE1 get this joke

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Posted by krybaby88 Jun 22, 2005

Yes some of us do.

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Posted by hamburger Jun 23, 2005

I dont get it.

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Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 23, 2005

Thats because you're an idiot. She said "oh, wouldn't I, wouldn't I" with an extreme lisp. It sounded like wooden eye, wooden eye.

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Posted by Avril_lavigne Jun 25, 2005

you have to read it over a bit

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Posted by hamburger Jul 16, 2005

Me? Idiot? That unpossible!

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Posted by boxers Sep 29, 2005

i got it pretty quick finally

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