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Liberals want to solve the marijuana problem by making it legal.

Conservatives want to solve the wife-beating problem by making it legal.

Liberals want to strike down all abortion laws, so that unwanted babies can be killed off before they're born.

Conservatives want to strike down the welfare laws, so that unwanted babies can be starved to death after they're born.

The conservative would prevent rape by locking up his wife and daughters.

The liberal would prevent rape by legalizing prostitution. Neither considers locking up rapists, because the liberal says it's society's fault and the conservative says it costs too much money.

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