Joke ID#6732
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Submitted Bybelladonna
Corrected By tsurt
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What's the difference between a prostitute, your mistress and your wife?

The prostitute says, "Are you done yet?"

Your mistress says, "You're not done yet!"

And your wife says, "Beige, I think we ought to paint the ceiling beige."

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Posted by tagish Jun 20, 2005

I'm guessing you are the prostitute! What an ass!

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Posted by belladonna Jun 20, 2005

It's a cerebral JOKE! You have to possess some intelligence to appreciate how an average, middle-aged married woman approaches sex! Small mind, trite comment on this JOKE.

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Posted by schatzy228 Jan 20, 2006

good joke, wrong category

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