Rude Officer Ed


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Joke ID#6664
Funny (1.53)
Rating (0.77)
CategoryPuns  
Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By schatzy228
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A newlywed couple was walking together, and needed to cross a busy street. They saw Officer Ed. He was controlling traffic, so he said to them in a sarcastic and nasty voice, "Oh, so you just want me to clear traffic so you snots can get across? Oh, sure, I'll do that!"

So the couple starts to thank him, when he says, "I don't know why you're walking on this nasty day, anyway! It's just about to rain!"

The couple looked up in the sky, but didn't see a cloud in sight. They decided not to say anything, and went across the walkway as Officer Ed stopped the traffic.

Although, sure enough, it started to rain as soon as they had crossed. It just so happens that the man and the woman were songwriters, and they wrote a classic Christmas tune.

Oh, don't you know it? It goes like this:

"Rude Officer Ed knows the rain, dear..."




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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 30, 2005

Still funny!

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