99 Blonds and 1 Brunette


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Joke ID#666
Funny (2.41)
Rating (0.62)
CategoryBlond  
Submitted ByPebblesExtreme
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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There are 99 Blonds on a plane and 1 Brunette. The captain radios in that they are going down, So they drop all the luggage. They were still going down so they drop out all the chairs. They were still going down so they dropped the floor. So they are hanging by their hands from the top on the plane with no floor. So the captain say's "1 person jump out" the Brunette say's "I'll sacrifice my life", and all the Blonds start clapping.




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Posted by Rainbowlou Aug 13, 2003

he he he well done

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ac3p1l07 Jun 22, 2005

NE1 notice the joke # yet?

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Posted by phantomgal Oct 06, 2005

MY COMPUTER IS ACTING SCREWY A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE ARE HANGING FROM A ROPE AND THEN THE BRUNETTE MAKES THIS BIG LONG SPEECH ABOUT HOW SHE WILL SACRIFICE HER LIFE AND THEN THE BLONDE STARTS CLAPPING.

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Posted by tsurt Dec 01, 2005

I kinda don't get it. Can someone please explain.

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Posted by taran083 Feb 13, 2006

when the blondes start clapping, they have to let go of the plane. of course since they're hanging from the plane, when they let go, they fall. the brunette stays alive.

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Posted by salem33466 Jun 29, 2007

it took me awhile to get the joke but ya its pretty funny

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