The Blind Man


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Joke ID#6628
Funny (3.15)
Rating (2.49)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted ByTagish
Corrected By DennysGirl
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Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus.

So the husband and the blind man decide to walk. After a while, the husband gets irritated by the ticking of the stick of the blind man as he taps it on the sidewalk, and says to him, "Why don't you put a piece of rubber at the end of your stick? That ticking sound is driving me crazy."

The blind man replies, "If you would've put a rubber at the end of YOUR stick, we'd be riding the bus, so shut the hell up."



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Posted by juggleboy502 Jun 15, 2005

HA!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by Cutiepie101334 Jul 12, 2005

i dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by sevenupplus Jul 17, 2005

tHAT WAS REALLY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by toxic_happiness Aug 02, 2005

ha! great joke

Comment score: 2  

Posted by ntsoaky Aug 02, 2005

hilarious. i loooooove it.

Comment score: 2  

Posted by buttons Aug 06, 2005

That is one of the funniest jokes on the site

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dewdrop Aug 25, 2005

how crude

Comment score: 0  

Posted by schatzy228 Nov 25, 2005

,,my sides are splitting

Comment score: 1  

Posted by dogdude Jan 15, 2006

dam you! i wanted to add this =(

Comment score: 1  

Posted by ashleytisdalefan Nov 26, 2006

i agree w/ cutiepie i dont get it

Comment score: 2  

Posted by hamgoooof Feb 24, 2007

lol, he means if u put a condom on then he wudent have children and theyd b on the bus

Comment score: 1  

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