Brain Cell


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Joke ID#659
Funny (2.99)
Rating (2.16)
CategoryMen / Women  
Submitted Bydsquared
Corrected By jiffyiscool
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Once upon a time, there was a female brain cell which, by mistake, happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously, but it was all empty and quiet.
"Hello?" she cried...but no answer.
"Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer....
Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and yelled:
"HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE?"

Then she heard a voice from far, far away ... "Hello - we're all down here...."



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Posted by dsquared Apr 02, 2003

I know your gonna love this one Dat! ;P

Comment score: 1  

Posted by datra16 Apr 06, 2003

ya know, i was getting ready to add a comment about how much i loved it,when i read yours! what a hoot.

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Posted by Newf May 23, 2003

I love it!!!!!!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by tissue Jan 15, 2004

HAHA! That's a good one!

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Posted by puzzler Apr 01, 2004

Hilarious!! LMAO!!!

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Posted by arjun Sep 08, 2004

I AM A MAN HOWERVER I MUST AGREE.. ITS BRILLIANT!!

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Posted by bird_luver Nov 26, 2004

i dont get it? ?

Comment score: 3  

Posted by bigdog0316 Jan 12, 2005

bird luver the male cells are all down there,you know the saying blood can go only to one of a guy's two heads.....so the female cell is in the head with the brain in it but the male cells are all.........

Comment score: 4  

Posted by Queeny05 Mar 23, 2005

it's true guys brains are down there

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Posted by deepsea Aug 08, 2005

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Posted by dsquared Aug 08, 2005

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Posted by enderofgames Oct 17, 2007

Oops, I rated it G by accident. Oh, well.

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