Bubble Gum Shop


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Joke ID#6514
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Submitted Bycheesypuff99
Corrected By tsurt
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A guy gets a new job at a bubble gum shop. One day a guy comes in and asks, "How much is your gum?" So the guy replies, "I don't know." The customer walks out and the manager comes in and says, "You should of said 50 cents."

Another customer comes in and asks, "How much is your gum?" The guy says, "50 cents." Then the customer asks, "Is it fresh," and the guy answers, "I don't know." The customer walks out and the manager comes in and says, "You should have said yes, very very fresh."

So another customer comes in and says, "How much is your gum?" The guys answers, "50 cents." Then the customer asked if it's fresh, to which the guy answers, "Yes very very fresh." The customer then asks, "Should I buy it?" The guy answers, "I don't know." The customer walks out and the manager comes in and says to the guy, "You better do it before somebody else does!"

A robber breaks into the shop and says, "How much money you got?" and the guy answers, "50 cents." the robber then asks, "Are you being fresh with me?" and the guy says, "Yes, very very fresh." Then the robber threatens, "You want me to kill you?" to which the guy replies, "You better do it before somebody else does!"




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Posted by juggleboy502 Sep 09, 2005

haha, very funny!

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