Birthday Celebration

Joke ID#6505
Funny (2.35)
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Submitted Byjuggleboy502
Corrected By Battery
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"Look at ME!" boasted the fit old man, pounding a very flat and firm stomach, having just finished 100 situps before a group of young people.

"Fit as a fiddle! And you want to know why? I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't stay up late, and I don't chase after loose women!"

He smiled at them, teeth white, eyes aglitter, "And tomorrow -- tomorrow, I'm going to celebrate my *90th* birthday!"

"Oh, really?" drawled one of the young onlookers, "How?"

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Posted by ashleyrena143 Jul 01, 2005

u have the funniest jokes!

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Posted by Fathead Oct 05, 2012

Good grief. Believe it or not, some people know how to have fun without those things!

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