Biting Your Fingernails!

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Submitted ByChristina0213
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Little Jimmy bit his fingernails all the time. His parents tried everything to get him to stop, but to no avail. Finally, his mother, exasperated, decided to tell him a little white lie to get him to stop.

"Jimmy," she said, "You'd better stop biting your fingernails. If you don't, then those fingernails will pile up inside your stomach and soon your stomach will be huge and full of fingernails." Jimmy, worried about the idea of fingernails in his stomach, agreed to stop.

The next day, Jimmy and his mom were shopping in a supermarket. They went to check out, and a pregnant woman was waiting in line in front of them. Jimmy beamed at the pregnant woman and said, "I know what YOU'VE been doing...."

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Posted by funnydude Jun 22, 2005

to the favs!! good joke!!!!!!!

Comment score: 1  

Posted by hamburger Jun 22, 2005

Uh oh...............

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Posted by hamburger Jun 22, 2005

you never know when a lie will come back to bite you in the butt. great joke!

Comment score: 4  

Posted by juggleboy502 Jul 06, 2005

i luv this joke, i told it to all of my friends and they laughed so hard; one of them had milk come outta their nose! this is awesome, to the favs!!!!

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Posted by ntsoaky Jul 21, 2005

good joke!

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Posted by Majher Jul 22, 2005

Going to my Favs!

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Posted by cookie7878 Dec 14, 2007

LMFAO!!! I LOVE this one! Sooo hilarious!!

Comment score: 2  

Posted by kappa64 Jul 16, 2008

I was laughing so hard at this, my grandma thought I was having a panic attack

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