Stupid Prisoner

Joke ID#6408
Funny (2.23)
Rating (0.75)
CategoryOther / Misc  
Submitted BySexyChic
Corrected By boodler
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There were three prisoners who were about to be executed by the electric chair. The guards strapped down the first one, a Frenchman, onto the chair, and they asked him for his last words.
"Vive la France!" he said, meaning 'Long live France'.

When they pulled the switch, nothing happened. Everyone was amazed and thought that a miracle had occurred. The Frenchman was saved from death and released.

The guards strapped the second one, an Englishman, in the chair. When asked for his last words, he said, "Long live the Queen!"

Again, when they pulled the switch, nothing happened. He was saved and released.

When they asked the last prisoner who was an Irishman for his last words, he said, "Do you know why the other two prisoners escaped death? It's because you stupid blokes forget to plug in the cable!"

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Posted by shimmermaid Aug 06, 2005

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Posted by violasrule Mar 16, 2006

I've heard this one before, but I still loved it

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Posted by sexychic Mar 21, 2006

Thanks for your comment!

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Posted by Shastaki Aug 29, 2006


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