Rover


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Joke ID#625
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CategoryGross  
Submitted ByGizzer
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To the tune of "I'm Looking Over a Four Leaf Clover":

I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I ran over with the power mower
One leg is missing, another is gone
The third leg is scattered all over the lawn
No need explainin' the one remainin'
Is under the car port door
I'm looking over my dead dog Rover
That I overlooked before!




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Posted by dancinchick9190 Mar 30, 2003

Nice poem/song but you are very cruel that is mean to even say

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Posted by datra16 Mar 31, 2003

oh lord, it isnt that bad! besides, the forst part of it was in the movie "my stepmother is an alien"

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Posted by hilo Jul 19, 2003

this is a dr. demento song

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