Roof Tops


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Joke ID#621
Funny (1.9)
Rating (0.84)
CategoryBar  
Submitted Bykittygirl126
Corrected By insane_21_gr
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A drunken man was wondering around the parking lot of a bar, bumping into then rubbing the roofs of
the cars.

The manager comes out of the bar and stops the guy. "What the heck are you doing?" he asks the drunk.

"I'm looking for my car, and I can't find it." he replies.

"So how does feeling the roof help you?" asks the puzzled manager.

"Well," replies the drunk earnestly, "My car has two blue lights and a siren on the roof!".




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